rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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