my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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