im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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