they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
