even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
