accomplished twins. life is a go
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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