dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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