I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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