He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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