the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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