You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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