Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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