therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There r osticjed everywhere
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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