Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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