I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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