i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Fuck appropriateness.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
