you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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