I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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