I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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