omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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