can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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