I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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