what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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