Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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