doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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