Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
If that was your dad, he is hot
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Randomize
