I'm laying in your front yard are you home
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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