How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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