I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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