I don't usually arrange sex via text message
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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