are you still at the devil's house?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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