Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I wish you could order shots online.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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