I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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