Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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