Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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