I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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