I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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