I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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