all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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