I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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