sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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