i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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