How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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