my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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