They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I deserve this hangover.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
