The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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