That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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