No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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