She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
