The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
