We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
