Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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