With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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